You are a...

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

I found this on the realm forums, and it's awesome.

I laughed my ass off when I got this;

I am a sexy beauty who likes to fistfuck dildos.

I am also a quaint adult who likes to build lesbians.

AND THIS ONE IS PERFECT!
I am a magnificent vampire who likes to stab beans.

1 .black beach who likes to eat flies
2 .Strange Bitch who likes to lick sandwhiches
3 .Watery Elephant who likes to smell buffalos
4 .Precious Chick Magnet who likes to beat firemen
5 .A Clumsy Barrel who likes to conquer hellhounds

For me 3 wins

I am a Masturbating Fruitcake who like to Look At Bill Cosby!

and

I am a Red Manwhore who like to devour Giant Tits!

and

I am a Fucking Hot Sexybitch who like to Bend Beavers!

xD I love this game!

I am an Titan who likes to megafuck Tigers...

And a muscular rabbit who likes to stroke crotches ...Gross xD

Ow, And a huge diva who likes to wring out sandwitches... ô.o

I am a funky attourney who likes to cut toes

I am a grumpy viking prince who likes to bend homosexuals

I am a sad egg who likes to melt dinosaurs

I am a magnificent publisher who likes to build women


this is the most random thing i've seen in years

Well, isn't this random!

I am a titanic pinup model who likes to mount firemen.

I am a disturbing dad who likes to murder wifes.

I am a caged organ donor who likes to smack heterosexuals.

I am a foxy television who likes to fling underwear.

I am a masturbating penis pumper who likes to ride vibrators. (RIGHT!)

I am a strong puppet who likes to infect women.

I am a mushy sexy bitch who likes to bend lamps.

I am a nut-licking chick magnet who likes to smell underwear. (That didn't make any sense!)

I am a monumental dragon who likes to run from trees.

I am a questionable star fish who likes to wait for underwear.

I am a beautiful sexy bitch who likes to reward monster cocks.

...

I'm a beautiful chick-magnet who likes to nibble orcas.